Englisch Brain up! - Germany is looking for its top universities

Brain up: Incomprehensible English embellishment. - Slogan created for a campaign by Federal Minister Edelgard Bulmahn. Because of that brainless phrase creation she was nominated for the disrespectful ’language mixer of the year’ award provided by The Society of German Language.

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